Good Thing I Like My Couch...

Recipe for a great Thanksgiving:

Start with a small helping of pink eye
Add a dash of sinus congestion
Stir until the congestion irritates the throat
Throw in a pinch of an ear infection for good measure
Incubate for two days until chest congestion takes hold and coughing is inevitable

Once the base has been completed, top off with some cough drops and Theraflu, good friends, and a Thanksgiving dinner the sick girl cooked...

I promise, everyone - I washed my hands about a hundred times. :)